Oz is a Montréal dentist, paying off debts so he can divorce his wife: the dislike is mutual. When she learns their new neighbor is hit man Jimmy the Tulip, with a price on his head, she sends Oz to Chicago to earn a finder's fee telling Mob boss Yanni where to find Jimmy. To get his wife off his back, Oz goes, his assistant Jill urging him to get laid while there. One of Yanni's men awaits Oz at the hotel; Oz's now in too deep to avoid telling Yanni what he knows. Meanwhile, Oz's wife rats on Oz to Jimmy, hoping Jimmy will kill Oz and she can cash in on life insurance. Oz meets Jimmy's wife (Yanni's captive), flips for her, and the double-crosses mount. Even Jill isn't whom she seems.
Country: United States Genre: Comedy, Crime Release: 2000
Director: Jonathan Lynn Production: Franchise Pictures, Mels Cite du Cinema, Lansdown Films Cast: Michael Clarke Duncan, Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Natasha Henstridge, Rosanna Arquette, Harland Williams, Carmen Ferland, Howard Bilerman, Deano Clavet, Renee Madeline Le Guerrier, Serge Christiaenssens, Jean Guy Bouchard, Johnny Goar
Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky (Matthew Perry), retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob. To complicate matters even further, the men, who are out to get Oz, are led by Lazlo Gogolak (Kevin Pollak), a childhood rival of Jimmy's and another notorious hit man. Oz, Jimmy and Jill will have to go the whole nine yards--and then some--to manage the mounting Mafioso mayhem.
Country: United States Genre: Thriller, Comedy, Crime Release: 2004
Director: Howard Deutch Production: Eclipse Catering, Cheyenne Enterprises Cast: Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Johnny Messner, Natasha Henstridge, Silas Weir Mitchell, Tasha Smith, Frank Collison, Carlos Zapata, Johnny Williams, Tallulah Willis, McNally Sagal, Elisa Gallay, George Zapata