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Forever Knight
Not Rated | 1h | Crime, Drama, Horror | TV Series (1992–1996)
A drama about an 800 year old, angst ridden vampire who lives in present day Toronto as a homicide detective in an attempt to repay for his sins and regain his mortality, with the aid of Natalie Lambert, a mortal coroner, while trying to keep his secret from his partner. His quests are hindered by his tormented past and his seductive 2000 year old master, Lucien Lacroix.
Here are 69 Episodes in one playlist
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiJkwxjpDQyxlJrRCO5ENeAa0C5Xb23QX
► Season 1
E1 - Dark Knight (1) - 1992-05-05 [ 8 Links ]
E2 - Dark Knight: The Second Chapter (2) - 1992-05-06 [ 6 Links ]
E3 - For I Have Sinned - 1992-05-12 [ 6 Links ]
E4 - Last Act - 1992-05-19 [ 9 Links ]
E5 - Dance By The Light Of The Moon - 1992-05-26 [ 8 Links ]
E6 - Dying to Know You - 1992-06-09 [ 10 Links ]
E7 - False Witness - 1992-08-04 [ 7 Links ]
E8 - Cherry Blossoms - 1992-08-11 [ 10 Links ]
E9 - I Will Repay - 1992-09-15 [ 11 Links ]
E10 - Dead Air - 1992-09-22 [ 9 Links ]
E11 - Hunters - 1992-09-29 [ 10 Links ]
E12 - Dead Issue - 1992-10-06 [ 10 Links ]
E13 - Father Figure - 1992-10-13 [ 10 Links ]
E14 - Spin Doctor - 1992-10-27 [ 10 Links ]
E15 - Dying for Fame - 1992-11-10 [ 10 Links ]
E16 - Only the Lonely - 1992-11-17 [ 10 Links ]
E17 - Unreality TV - 1992-11-24 [ 10 Links ]
E18 - Feeding the Beast - 1992-12-01 [ 8 Links ]
E19 - If Looks Could Kill - 1993-02-09 [ 8 Links ]
E20 - Fatal Mistake - 1993-02-16 [ 8 Links ]
E21 - 1966 - 1993-02-23 [ 10 Links ]
E22 - Love You to Death - 1993-03-02 [ 10 Links ]
► Season 2
E1 - Killer Instinct - 1994-09-17 [ 8 Links ]
E2 - A Fate Worse Than Death - 1994-09-24 [ 8 Links ]
E3 - Stranger Than Fiction - 1994-09-26 [ 8 Links ]
E4 - Forward into the Past - 1994-10-03 [ 10 Links ]
E5 - Hunted - 1994-10-10 [ 10 Links ]
E6 - Faithful Followers - 1994-10-17 [ 10 Links ]
E7 - Father's Day - 1994-10-24 [ 11 Links ]
E8 - Undue Process - 1994-10-31 [ 9 Links ]
E9 - Bad Blood - 1994-11-07 [ 11 Links ]
E10 - Can't Run, Can't Hide - 1994-11-14 [ 10 Links ]
E11 - Capital Offense - 1994-11-26 [ 10 Links ]
E12 - Amateur Night - 1995-01-21 [ 10 Links ]
E13 - Beyond the Law - 1995-01-28 [ 10 Links ]
E14 - The Fix - 1995-02-04 [ 9 Links ]
E15 - Be My Valentime - 1995-02-11 [ 10 Links ]
E16 - The Fire Inside - 1995-02-18 [ 10 Links ]
E17 - Blood Money - 1995-02-25 [ 10 Links ]
E18 - Partners of the Month - 1995-04-22 [ 10 Links ]
E19 - Queen of Harps - 1995-04-29 [ 8 Links ]
E20 - A More Permanent Hell - 1995-05-06 [ 10 Links ]
E21 - The Code - 1995-05-13 [ 10 Links ]
E22 - Curiouser and Curiouser - 1995-05-20 [ 10 Links ]
E23 - Near Death - 1995-07-08 [ 10 Links ]
E24 - Baby Baby - 1995-07-15 [ 9 Links ]
E25 - Close Call - 1995-07-22 [ 9 Links ]
E26 - Crazy Love - 1995-07-29 [ 10 Links ]
► Season 3
E1 - Black Buddha (1) - 1995-09-11 [ 7 Links ]
E2 - Black Buddha (2) - 1995-09-18 [ 10 Links ]
E3 - Outside the Lines - 1995-09-25 [ 9 Links ]
E4 - Blackwing - 1995-10-07 [ 10 Links ]
E5 - Blind Faith - 1995-10-14 [ 10 Links ]
E6 - My Boyfriend is a Vampire - 1995-10-21 [ 9 Links ]
E7 - Hearts of Darkness - 1995-10-28 [ 10 Links ]
E8 - Trophy Girl - 1995-11-04 [ 10 Links ]
E9 - Let No Man Tear Asunder - 1995-11-11 [ 9 Links ]
E10 - Night in Question - 1995-11-18 [ 10 Links ]
E11 - Sons of Belial - 1995-11-25 [ 1 Links ]
E12 - Strings - 1995-12-24 [ 10 Links ]
E13 - Fever - 1995-12-31 [ 11 Links ]
E14 - Dead of Night - 1996-01-11 [ 10 Links ]
E15 - The Games Vampires Play - 1996-01-18 [ 11 Links ]
E16 - The Human Factor - 1996-02-05 [ 10 Links ]
E17 - Avenging Angel - 1996-02-12 [ 10 Links ]
E18 - Fallen Idol - 1996-02-14 [ 10 Links ]
E19 - Jane Doe - 1996-04-27 [ 9 Links ]
E20 - Francesca - 1996-05-03 [ 10 Links ]
E21 - Ashes to Ashes - 1996-05-11 [ 11 Links ]
E22 - Last Knight - 1996-05-17 [ 8 Links ]
Things we learned from forever knight...
Not Rated | 1h | Crime, Drama, Horror | TV Series (1992–1996)
A drama about an 800 year old, angst ridden vampire who lives in present day Toronto as a homicide detective in an attempt to repay for his sins and regain his mortality, with the aid of Natalie Lambert, a mortal coroner, while trying to keep his secret from his partner. His quests are hindered by his tormented past and his seductive 2000 year old master, Lucien Lacroix.
Here are 69 Episodes in one playlist
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiJkwxjpDQyxlJrRCO5ENeAa0C5Xb23QX
► Season 1
E1 - Dark Knight (1) - 1992-05-05 [ 8 Links ]
E2 - Dark Knight: The Second Chapter (2) - 1992-05-06 [ 6 Links ]
E3 - For I Have Sinned - 1992-05-12 [ 6 Links ]
E4 - Last Act - 1992-05-19 [ 9 Links ]
E5 - Dance By The Light Of The Moon - 1992-05-26 [ 8 Links ]
E6 - Dying to Know You - 1992-06-09 [ 10 Links ]
E7 - False Witness - 1992-08-04 [ 7 Links ]
E8 - Cherry Blossoms - 1992-08-11 [ 10 Links ]
E9 - I Will Repay - 1992-09-15 [ 11 Links ]
E10 - Dead Air - 1992-09-22 [ 9 Links ]
E11 - Hunters - 1992-09-29 [ 10 Links ]
E12 - Dead Issue - 1992-10-06 [ 10 Links ]
E13 - Father Figure - 1992-10-13 [ 10 Links ]
E14 - Spin Doctor - 1992-10-27 [ 10 Links ]
E15 - Dying for Fame - 1992-11-10 [ 10 Links ]
E16 - Only the Lonely - 1992-11-17 [ 10 Links ]
E17 - Unreality TV - 1992-11-24 [ 10 Links ]
E18 - Feeding the Beast - 1992-12-01 [ 8 Links ]
E19 - If Looks Could Kill - 1993-02-09 [ 8 Links ]
E20 - Fatal Mistake - 1993-02-16 [ 8 Links ]
E21 - 1966 - 1993-02-23 [ 10 Links ]
E22 - Love You to Death - 1993-03-02 [ 10 Links ]
► Season 2
E1 - Killer Instinct - 1994-09-17 [ 8 Links ]
E2 - A Fate Worse Than Death - 1994-09-24 [ 8 Links ]
E3 - Stranger Than Fiction - 1994-09-26 [ 8 Links ]
E4 - Forward into the Past - 1994-10-03 [ 10 Links ]
E5 - Hunted - 1994-10-10 [ 10 Links ]
E6 - Faithful Followers - 1994-10-17 [ 10 Links ]
E7 - Father's Day - 1994-10-24 [ 11 Links ]
E8 - Undue Process - 1994-10-31 [ 9 Links ]
E9 - Bad Blood - 1994-11-07 [ 11 Links ]
E10 - Can't Run, Can't Hide - 1994-11-14 [ 10 Links ]
E11 - Capital Offense - 1994-11-26 [ 10 Links ]
E12 - Amateur Night - 1995-01-21 [ 10 Links ]
E13 - Beyond the Law - 1995-01-28 [ 10 Links ]
E14 - The Fix - 1995-02-04 [ 9 Links ]
E15 - Be My Valentime - 1995-02-11 [ 10 Links ]
E16 - The Fire Inside - 1995-02-18 [ 10 Links ]
E17 - Blood Money - 1995-02-25 [ 10 Links ]
E18 - Partners of the Month - 1995-04-22 [ 10 Links ]
E19 - Queen of Harps - 1995-04-29 [ 8 Links ]
E20 - A More Permanent Hell - 1995-05-06 [ 10 Links ]
E21 - The Code - 1995-05-13 [ 10 Links ]
E22 - Curiouser and Curiouser - 1995-05-20 [ 10 Links ]
E23 - Near Death - 1995-07-08 [ 10 Links ]
E24 - Baby Baby - 1995-07-15 [ 9 Links ]
E25 - Close Call - 1995-07-22 [ 9 Links ]
E26 - Crazy Love - 1995-07-29 [ 10 Links ]
► Season 3
E1 - Black Buddha (1) - 1995-09-11 [ 7 Links ]
E2 - Black Buddha (2) - 1995-09-18 [ 10 Links ]
E3 - Outside the Lines - 1995-09-25 [ 9 Links ]
E4 - Blackwing - 1995-10-07 [ 10 Links ]
E5 - Blind Faith - 1995-10-14 [ 10 Links ]
E6 - My Boyfriend is a Vampire - 1995-10-21 [ 9 Links ]
E7 - Hearts of Darkness - 1995-10-28 [ 10 Links ]
E8 - Trophy Girl - 1995-11-04 [ 10 Links ]
E9 - Let No Man Tear Asunder - 1995-11-11 [ 9 Links ]
E10 - Night in Question - 1995-11-18 [ 10 Links ]
E11 - Sons of Belial - 1995-11-25 [ 1 Links ]
E12 - Strings - 1995-12-24 [ 10 Links ]
E13 - Fever - 1995-12-31 [ 11 Links ]
E14 - Dead of Night - 1996-01-11 [ 10 Links ]
E15 - The Games Vampires Play - 1996-01-18 [ 11 Links ]
E16 - The Human Factor - 1996-02-05 [ 10 Links ]
E17 - Avenging Angel - 1996-02-12 [ 10 Links ]
E18 - Fallen Idol - 1996-02-14 [ 10 Links ]
E19 - Jane Doe - 1996-04-27 [ 9 Links ]
E20 - Francesca - 1996-05-03 [ 10 Links ]
E21 - Ashes to Ashes - 1996-05-11 [ 11 Links ]
E22 - Last Knight - 1996-05-17 [ 8 Links ]
Forever Knight Season 1 Episode 1
Vampires can eat fries. with LOTS of ketchup.
The Nightcrawler's.....waiting for you....
Everyone only ever works nights.
When a man has a gun to your girlfriend's forehead it's good to keep taunting him.
Janette and Nick both have really selective memories.
The Enforcers have a problem with anyone who has a video or other empirical data proving the existance of vampires but a coroner who has notebooks full of medical documentation of the existence of a vampire is safe to walk the streets of Toronto at night.
Lacroix runs a more entertaining night club than Janette.
Although he has successfully turned both a Leper and Natalie's brother he still kills her when he tries to turn her.
Myra keeps an art magazine in the john.
Nick is just as French as Janette, but he has absolutely no trace of an accent, and never did.
Tracy Vetter just may be the dumbest cop in TV history. At least Barney Fife had a sense of humor.
Captain Reese seems to be a micro-manager. Does he really need to show up at crime scenes? Shouldn't he be busy running the dept?
Luckily Nick only had to testify in court once.
Natalie seemed very understanding that Nick had absolutely no interest in her sexually.
No one in Toronto ever noticed the occasional vampire flying overhead.
Sometimes all you have to do is bite a person for no more than two seconds to bring him/her across and at other times you have to let him/her drink from your slit wrist to bring him/her across.
Half the time when you take flight near downtown Toronto you have to do this cool 360 to 540 degree spin before traveling to your destination (especially if the skyline is in your point of view).
Almost all the bad guys hide out in the same abandoned warehouse.
A ray of yellow light will always find your eyes when you "vamp" out (season one only).
A fully human blood fed three day old vampire will always win a contest of strength against a cow blood fed 800 year old vampire.
Your partner will never think twice about your ability to "run on foot" to the same crime scene, destination, etc. that he drives to in your Caddie.
Vampires who are 1900 years old can regenerate after being burned to vapor in about seven to nine months. (fan favorite)
You will always find front door parking at a popular night club.
Even though most mortal adults can barely recall correctly events that happened in their life ten or twenty years ago, vampires have absolutely no problem remembering events in their lives that happened over 400 years ago correctly down to the smallest detail.
You will always turn on the car radio at the right time when your talk show DJ vampire master wants to speak to you philosophically about things that are currently happening in your life.
People who come across an old photograph of you will instantly think that you are immortal until persuaded otherwise with some convoluted explanation for the photograph because a simple "I had it taken at the amusement park" is not enough to rebuke an impossible myth.
You worry about your partner seeing you spend ten years of salary on an auction for an antique but don't worry about the half dozen or so priceless artifacts that you have on display where you live.
Even though your partner knows vampires exist it's a bad idea to let her know you're one as well.
It's perfectly natural for a cop to forget his birthday because of "New Years Day".
For the love of god, find somewhere else to store your cow's blood so people don't keep finding it in your refridgerator.
Everyone finds the bottles of cow's blood but no one finds the large barrels Nick has to buy to refill them with.
Partners are just like puppies apparently. If one dies you can be consoled with the fact that you'll get a new one.
Lacroix risks his own life on numerous occasions to keep Nick safe and occasionally give in to his requests, he is selfish and cruel. Whereas Nick is well within his rights to threaten people with his "game face" and hypnotize law enforcement officials to get what he wants because he is the "good guy".
Nick's partners never find it odd that he always suggests they "split up" before going in to arrest someone.
Nick never considers that the Enforcers might kill him if he became human again because he would then know about vampires.
Every so often in history Lacroix would bleach his hair blond. (see season 1 flashbacks)
Nick goes through periodic mullet phases in his history.
Nick seems to have a bit of a madonna-whore complex. He won't touch Natalie because he doesn't want to sully her, but he can go to Janette for the occasional booty call.
There's nothing odd about a cop who passes out in a Church, so by all means don't call an ambulance or anything.
Natalie has concrete bloodwork related data to prove that Nick is a vampire but the doctors at a Toronto city hospital remain oblivious to the fact because he has amnesia. (Don't give me a line about Lacroix erasing everyone's memory. Nick was in the hospital for a sizeable chunk of time before Lacroix showed up.)
Kiss your new captain's ass as thoroughly as possible but then piss and moan when she expects you to show up for your shifts on time and schedules you for an extra shift to make up for the time you missed.
Vampires will often rip doors off there hinges to get away from the sun
You can be recruited as a cop, go through all the training and make detective doing this all on the night shift.
There is an audience for Gothic talk radio shows.
If you fly at night, no one will see you.
If you ever get knocked goofy you might picture all of your co-workers in different roles.
After trying out every profession, you'll realize that being a cop in Toronto is the one for you.
LaCroix and Janette will like it there too.
When Natalie can't remember what happened the night before she'll blame the wine.
If you're doing research on vampires, medical ethics don't require informed consent. Instead, just tell your research subject that it's "green stuff" so drink up.
Some Hollywood producer can take your idea about a comet hitting the Earth and make millions.
If Ben Bass' name is in the opening credits of season 3 there's a chance that he could be in the episode.
Wrestling in Canada is fake.
Hayden Christensen started acting when he was really young.
For the love of god, find somewhere else to store your cow's blood so people don't keep finding it in your refridgerator.
Almost all the bad guys hide out in the same abandoned warehouse.
You can get shot, have tears in your clothing on front and back from the bullet, and later on tell the eyewitness to your shooting that her expression of concern is unwarranted because you were just "grazed". (For I Have Sinned)
Vampire have no need to breath unless it is cold outside.
Not having a large budget and a series bible can lead to some... interesting inconsistencies.
Telling someone that they're your closest friend will lead to your death.
Cow's blood tastes terrible.
Evidently it's possible to 'transfer' from the Chicago Police Department to the Toronto PD, across, city, state, and yes, country lines. That's a plot hole the size of a blue whale.
Mortals die. Does it really matter where or when?
Vampires put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.
Don't make decisions relating to immortality when you've been drinking, lest you find yourself living a life of eternal regret.
Don't...take...too much.
Know thy Master. Eternity is a long long time...
Fairy dust: Just a sprinkle.
Sunburns are painful.
Long white nighties look odd on grown men.
Wine bottles don't always contain wine.
Cow blood thickens paint.
Dogs are for dinner - but only in the worst of times.
Don't trust acupuncturists.
There's no such thing as too much trunk space.
Avoid white rats, they may be spoiled.
Leather flight caps aren't sexy on everyone.
When things get painful for those you love, it's time to move on.
Car crashes are safer when vampires are involved. So are explosions and gunfights.
Long term relationships take work.
Blood is addictive.
When all else fails in the plot, bring on amnesia.
Starvation cures vampirism.
Nicholas deBrabant Knight's nephew grows up to be Darth Vader. Yikes!
Vampires can eat anything with enough ketchup on it.
Always forget your own birthday, even though it's on New Year's Day. After all, you are a natural blond.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Embrace your angst: Brood
Stake to the heart, fire, the sun and decapitation will all kill a vampire, but getting blown up by a bomb on a jetliner will not.
The Nightcrawler's.....waiting for you....
Everyone only ever works nights.
When a man has a gun to your girlfriend's forehead it's good to keep taunting him.
Janette and Nick both have really selective memories.
The Enforcers have a problem with anyone who has a video or other empirical data proving the existance of vampires but a coroner who has notebooks full of medical documentation of the existence of a vampire is safe to walk the streets of Toronto at night.
Lacroix runs a more entertaining night club than Janette.
Although he has successfully turned both a Leper and Natalie's brother he still kills her when he tries to turn her.
Myra keeps an art magazine in the john.
Nick is just as French as Janette, but he has absolutely no trace of an accent, and never did.
Tracy Vetter just may be the dumbest cop in TV history. At least Barney Fife had a sense of humor.
Captain Reese seems to be a micro-manager. Does he really need to show up at crime scenes? Shouldn't he be busy running the dept?
Luckily Nick only had to testify in court once.
Natalie seemed very understanding that Nick had absolutely no interest in her sexually.
No one in Toronto ever noticed the occasional vampire flying overhead.
Sometimes all you have to do is bite a person for no more than two seconds to bring him/her across and at other times you have to let him/her drink from your slit wrist to bring him/her across.
Half the time when you take flight near downtown Toronto you have to do this cool 360 to 540 degree spin before traveling to your destination (especially if the skyline is in your point of view).
Almost all the bad guys hide out in the same abandoned warehouse.
A ray of yellow light will always find your eyes when you "vamp" out (season one only).
A fully human blood fed three day old vampire will always win a contest of strength against a cow blood fed 800 year old vampire.
Your partner will never think twice about your ability to "run on foot" to the same crime scene, destination, etc. that he drives to in your Caddie.
Vampires who are 1900 years old can regenerate after being burned to vapor in about seven to nine months. (fan favorite)
You will always find front door parking at a popular night club.
Even though most mortal adults can barely recall correctly events that happened in their life ten or twenty years ago, vampires have absolutely no problem remembering events in their lives that happened over 400 years ago correctly down to the smallest detail.
You will always turn on the car radio at the right time when your talk show DJ vampire master wants to speak to you philosophically about things that are currently happening in your life.
People who come across an old photograph of you will instantly think that you are immortal until persuaded otherwise with some convoluted explanation for the photograph because a simple "I had it taken at the amusement park" is not enough to rebuke an impossible myth.
You worry about your partner seeing you spend ten years of salary on an auction for an antique but don't worry about the half dozen or so priceless artifacts that you have on display where you live.
Even though your partner knows vampires exist it's a bad idea to let her know you're one as well.
It's perfectly natural for a cop to forget his birthday because of "New Years Day".
For the love of god, find somewhere else to store your cow's blood so people don't keep finding it in your refridgerator.
Everyone finds the bottles of cow's blood but no one finds the large barrels Nick has to buy to refill them with.
Partners are just like puppies apparently. If one dies you can be consoled with the fact that you'll get a new one.
Lacroix risks his own life on numerous occasions to keep Nick safe and occasionally give in to his requests, he is selfish and cruel. Whereas Nick is well within his rights to threaten people with his "game face" and hypnotize law enforcement officials to get what he wants because he is the "good guy".
Nick's partners never find it odd that he always suggests they "split up" before going in to arrest someone.
Nick never considers that the Enforcers might kill him if he became human again because he would then know about vampires.
Every so often in history Lacroix would bleach his hair blond. (see season 1 flashbacks)
Nick goes through periodic mullet phases in his history.
Nick seems to have a bit of a madonna-whore complex. He won't touch Natalie because he doesn't want to sully her, but he can go to Janette for the occasional booty call.
There's nothing odd about a cop who passes out in a Church, so by all means don't call an ambulance or anything.
Natalie has concrete bloodwork related data to prove that Nick is a vampire but the doctors at a Toronto city hospital remain oblivious to the fact because he has amnesia. (Don't give me a line about Lacroix erasing everyone's memory. Nick was in the hospital for a sizeable chunk of time before Lacroix showed up.)
Kiss your new captain's ass as thoroughly as possible but then piss and moan when she expects you to show up for your shifts on time and schedules you for an extra shift to make up for the time you missed.
Vampires will often rip doors off there hinges to get away from the sun
You can be recruited as a cop, go through all the training and make detective doing this all on the night shift.
There is an audience for Gothic talk radio shows.
If you fly at night, no one will see you.
If you ever get knocked goofy you might picture all of your co-workers in different roles.
After trying out every profession, you'll realize that being a cop in Toronto is the one for you.
LaCroix and Janette will like it there too.
When Natalie can't remember what happened the night before she'll blame the wine.
If you're doing research on vampires, medical ethics don't require informed consent. Instead, just tell your research subject that it's "green stuff" so drink up.
Some Hollywood producer can take your idea about a comet hitting the Earth and make millions.
If Ben Bass' name is in the opening credits of season 3 there's a chance that he could be in the episode.
Wrestling in Canada is fake.
Hayden Christensen started acting when he was really young.
For the love of god, find somewhere else to store your cow's blood so people don't keep finding it in your refridgerator.
Almost all the bad guys hide out in the same abandoned warehouse.
You can get shot, have tears in your clothing on front and back from the bullet, and later on tell the eyewitness to your shooting that her expression of concern is unwarranted because you were just "grazed". (For I Have Sinned)
Vampire have no need to breath unless it is cold outside.
Not having a large budget and a series bible can lead to some... interesting inconsistencies.
Telling someone that they're your closest friend will lead to your death.
Cow's blood tastes terrible.
Evidently it's possible to 'transfer' from the Chicago Police Department to the Toronto PD, across, city, state, and yes, country lines. That's a plot hole the size of a blue whale.
Mortals die. Does it really matter where or when?
Vampires put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.
Don't make decisions relating to immortality when you've been drinking, lest you find yourself living a life of eternal regret.
Don't...take...too much.
Know thy Master. Eternity is a long long time...
Fairy dust: Just a sprinkle.
Sunburns are painful.
Long white nighties look odd on grown men.
Wine bottles don't always contain wine.
Cow blood thickens paint.
Dogs are for dinner - but only in the worst of times.
Don't trust acupuncturists.
There's no such thing as too much trunk space.
Avoid white rats, they may be spoiled.
Leather flight caps aren't sexy on everyone.
When things get painful for those you love, it's time to move on.
Car crashes are safer when vampires are involved. So are explosions and gunfights.
Long term relationships take work.
Blood is addictive.
When all else fails in the plot, bring on amnesia.
Starvation cures vampirism.
Nicholas deBrabant Knight's nephew grows up to be Darth Vader. Yikes!
Vampires can eat anything with enough ketchup on it.
Always forget your own birthday, even though it's on New Year's Day. After all, you are a natural blond.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Embrace your angst: Brood
Stake to the heart, fire, the sun and decapitation will all kill a vampire, but getting blown up by a bomb on a jetliner will not.
